A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing. - Phyllis Diller - Quotesmemo.com

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By faith ponder on this, that though thou art no way able in or by thyself to get the conquest over thy distemper, though thou art even weary of contending, and art utterly ready to faint, yet that there is enough in Jesus Christ to yield thee relief.

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A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.

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