Life doesn't happen in chapters - at least, not regular ones.
The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.
You worry too much. Eat some bacon. . . what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.
If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage. . . . No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.
When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.
Oh spare me, being stuck in your bedroom is not like prison. You don't have to worry about being gang-raped in your bedroom.
On My First Driving Lesson “First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that’s not moving makes you an asshole.
You will never win if you don't deal with your work ethically. All that you need to do is to stick to your principles; morals are relative.
I still think that there's some kind of psychological investment in black athletes carrying the flag for "us" at times. So, sports [remains a] metaphor for struggle and triumph and flair.
Our affections as well as our bodies are in perpetual flux.
I'm always happy when I hear about people selling records or selling books or selling movies. It makes me proud of them.