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I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

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In living and in seeing other men, the heart must break or become as bronze.

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