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We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail.

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Robert Benchley

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

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This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

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