The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed.
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's an athlete. I was always, 'An athlete? Heck no. '
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
Foreigners have souls; the English haven't.
I was a freshman in college in 1980, the year that Reagan was elected, and I went around badgering people to vote for him.
There is a point. I don't know what it is, but everything I've had, and everything I've lost, and everything I felt—it meant something.
There are poems inside of you that paper can’t handle.