To Kiss : An attempt to absorb the essence of the other person.
I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude. ' 'Dude, these are isotopes. ' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine. ' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies. '
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '
Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.
I went through about seven years of trying. And through artificial insemination. And through medication. And all of which was unsuccessful.
Nothing, I am sure, calls forth the faculties so much as the being obliged to struggle with the world.
I have found that each of my books has developed out of something I have written in a previous book. Some thought evidently unfinished.
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.