Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.
There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0. 5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Committee, n. : A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that they are to start from 0. 5.
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.
To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people can't eat it.
Books don't exist unless you read them. And it's a two way process - you write the book as you read it and you fill in the gaps. You discover it and you put the marks together and without you doing it they're just marks.
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon. '
There's no doubt that usually a president's public image is enhanced by going to war. That never did appeal to me.