No matter what the award is, you put the right presenters on there, and that award becomes fun.
The only time I ever appeared in the 'Enquirer' was for a piece about people who let their hair grow gray. I guess I'm not much of a wild child.
Animals have a much better attitude to life and death than we do. They know when their time has come. We are the ones that suffer when they pass, but it's a healing kind of grief that enables us to deal with other griefs that are not so easy to grab hold of.
Normal is a cycle on a washing machine.
Mediocrity is gonna kill the world before Armageddon ever does.
When there are dogs and music, people have a good time.
Patriotism can be good or bad. Knee-jerk patriotism can be very bad. I'm patriotic almost to the point of self-consciousness, but I love my country the way I love a friend or a child who I would correct if she was going the wrong way. Who I expect the very best from.
CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.
Most of all I don't want to be bored. That's why I'd rather do something that has some sort of ambition, that risks failing, rather than make safer, more comfortable choices.
If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but it would also be theoretically impossible.
I love my fellow creatures - I do all the good I can - yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!