By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. - Ruby Wax - Quotesmemo.com

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Then teach me how to not care about someone who was everything to me. All I want is to know she's okay. Is that too much to ask?

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Ruby Wax

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