Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.
There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.
Today we speak, but first we spoke; faucets leak, but never loke. Today we write, but first we wrote; we bite our tongues, but never bote.
The most colossal display of wise, inspiring, and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.
When I travel on an airplane, I like to be served TWA milk and TWA coffee. But I love to be served TWA tea.
English language is the most universal language in history, way more than the Latin of Julius Caesar. Its the most punderful language because its vocabulary has a certain critical mass that makes a lingo good for punning.
Quotations are powerful tools. Michel de Montaigne, the father of all essayists, observed, 'I quote others only to better express myself. ' Intrepid quotations detective Ralph Keyes helps us to discover the clear truth about exactly what was said and who exactly said it.
Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month. . . " "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.
In most cases, energy is lost in little games of manipulation, in little struggles of will, in the attempts to possess others, to wrap them up, to delude them, to shine them on.
I work, play and do everything in French.
The devil wipes his breech with poor folks' pride.