Jethro Tull may refer to:
She's a warm fart at Christmas.
My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.
Who the hell can he be? He's never had V. D.
In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.
Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view.
He's watching me watching you watching him watching me watching him watching.
The legends lie cradled in the seagulls call, and the promise they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall.
Songs from the wood make you feel much better.
How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?
To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.
All sorts of dung and compost contain some matter which, when mixed with the soil, ferments therein; and by such ferment dissolves, crumbles, and divides the earth very much. This is the chief and almost only use of dung. . . . This proves, that its (manure) use is not to nourish, but to dissolve, i. e. , divide the terrestrial matter, which affords nourishment to the Mouths of vegetable roots. His underestimate of the value of manure.
Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.
Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.
For the May Day is the great day, Sung along the old straight track. And those who ancient lines did ley Will heed this song that calls them back. . . Pass the cup, and pass the Lady, And pass the plate to all who hunger, Pass the wit of ancient wisdom, Pass the cup of crimson wonder.
Did you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real?
Join the crazed institution of the stars.
Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.
The sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction, the moral melee.
Ages passed I knew at last my life had never been.
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.