Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before … - Matt Groening

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Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.

Matt Groening

Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.

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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

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Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.

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Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

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I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: 'What's your sign?' Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.

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Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.

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Denis Norden

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.

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Angela Davis

Actually we've had a black bourgeoisie or the makings of a black bourgeoisie for many more decades. In a sense the quest for the emancipation of black people in the US has always been a quest for economic liberation which means to a certain extent that the rise of black middle class would be inevitable. What I think is different today is the lack of political connection between the black middle class and the increasing numbers of black people who are more impoverished than ever before.

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Johannes Brahms

The idea comes to me from outside of me - and is like a gift. I then take the idea and make it my own - that is where the skill lies.

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