I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside - Ken Dodd - Quotesmemo.com

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On the other hand, Surrealism has been a part of Romanian literature since forever. Even before Tzara, who was originally Romanian, we had Urmuz, who was a surrealist before the term even existed. During Breton's era too, there was a very active Romanian Surrealist group (Ghérasim Luca, Gellu Naum, etc. ) closely related to the French. They had to quit their activities as soon as the Soviet communists took over.

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Ken Dodd

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside

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Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.

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