You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress. - Jerry Springer

Same topic Authors

Quote of the day

Nobody is born a drug addict or a homosexual. Christians may be performing in these unacceptable ways, but that's not who they are. It's an identity issue.

Jerry Springer

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

Fighting, Hermaphrodite, Humorous, Mistress, Profound

Same Author Quotes

I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.

Act, Create, Persona, Show, Shows

TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!

Draw, Home, Police, Race, Scene, Showed

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

Crazy, Host, Play, Roles

Vegetarianism is a good idea.

Good, Good Ideas, Idea, Ideas, Vegetarianism

I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.

Imagine, People, Presented, Television, World

Similar Quotes

Tony Evans

Nobody is born a drug addict or a homosexual. Christians may be performing in these unacceptable ways, but that's not who they are. It's an identity issue.

Addict, Christian, Christians, Drug, Issues, Unacceptable

Mickey Rooney

I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

Acting, Live, Professional, Want

Gregory David Roberts

Oh, of course, naturally, God is impossible. That is the first proof that he exists. " Nothing exists as we see it. Nothing we see is really there, as we think we are seeing it. Our eyes are liars. Everything that seems real, is merely part of the illusion.

Eye, God, Liars, Part, Proof, Real

Lilith Saintcrow

I pulled in a soft breath. My lungs were starving, crying out for air. I lay still, and a cough tickled at the back of my throat. It always happens when you're hiding, a cough, a sneeze, something. It's stupid. The body decides to screw around with you, even though it knows being quiet is the only way it's going to go on living.

Air, Soft, Stupid, Though, Throat, Way

Jean-Baptiste Say

Every individual, from the common mechanic, that works in wood or clay, to the prime minister that regulates with the dash of his pen the agriculture, the breeding of cattle, the mining, or the commerce of a nation, will perform his business the better, the better he understands the nature of things,and the more his understanding is enlightened.

Agriculture, Business, Clay, Enlightened, Prime, Understanding