The fact is, you don't love me, and you haven't destroyed me. You don't have what it takes to do that.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
The scale of marital breakdowns in the West since 1960 has no historical precedent that I know of, and seems unique,. . . There has been nothing like it for the last 2,000 years, and probably longer.
You've got to be a little nasty out there. But most of the time, I'm having fun.
My dad was a labour lawyer, and the ideas that I grew up with - bad management, bad capitalism, robber barons - when I applied this to my own life, I saw that we are all on both sides of the coin.
What if living your life, naturally created what you wanted?