When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, … - Tina Fey

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If you want to be a successful runner, you have to consider everything. It's no good just thinking about endurance and not to develop fine speed.

Tina Fey

When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don't know how much longer I'm going to have!"

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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

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If you ever start to feel good about yourself. . . . . . . they have this thing called the internet.

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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