I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it.
The typical review makes a Teletubby look like a sabre-toothed tiger. You can economize by reading online rather than squandering $4. 95, yes, but all you get is people pusillanimously Favoriting and Liking and Friending. Why is there no Hate button? Why?