And if I have to die trying, I will get out of here.
Don't use a different dish for every single ingredient. If you've got three ingredients that go in at the same time, put them all in the same plate. That way you have just one plate to dump in.
Where is it written that a smart woman can't also be stacked?
The best thing you can do for someone is make them a beautiful plate of food. How else can you invade someone's body without actually touching them?
In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.
I like me better naked. I don't mean that in a vain way. . . When you put clothes on, you immediately put a character on. Clothes are adjectives, they are indicators. When you don't have any clothes on, it's just you, raw, and you can't hide.
I've always had a fantasy to write a cookbook, because everyone wants to know what a model eats.
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!
I can sleep ANYWHERE! I just love to sleep.
The people who visit the [Lincoln] memorial always look like an advertisement for democracy, so bizarrely, suspiciously diverse that one time I actually saw a man in a cowboy hat standing there reading the Gettysburg Address next to a Hasidic Jew. I wouldn’t have been surprised if they had linked arms with a woman in a burka and a Masai warrior, to belt out ‘It’s a Small World After All,’ flanked by a chorus line of nuns and field-tripping, rainbow-skinned schoolchildren
. . . the habit of falling hardens the body, reaching the ground, to in itself, is a relief.