While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone … - Jackie Mason

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When you're a musician and you release an album, you have to accept the criticism - and I accept it! But it's something I'll never get used to.

Jackie Mason

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

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