Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I'm actually really obsessed with Bruce Springsteen.
I think the most important thing people can do is to learn about their watershed. And it's something no one knows.
You can lead your brain and inspire it. You can actively shape new neural pathways.
Success in marriage depends on being able, when you get over being in love, to really love. . . . You never know anyone until you marry them.