I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense … - Mitch Hedberg - Quotesmemo.com

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I really don't feel good about leaving my house anymore. I don't feel really good about being anywhere in New York City alone anymore.

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Mitch Hedberg

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

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