I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service.
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.
I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
I think the officials and NFL owners are playing to the type of game that people want to see.
Showbiz is great if you're successful.
Inspired questions will bring about inspired answers. Seek for the companionship of the Holy Ghost as you prepare.
Republicans are suggesting that you take your retirement money and invest it in the stock market to take care of yourself but that leaves you with choices that you may not know anything about. The purpose of social Security is that you don't fall through the crack and find yourself destitute.