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Let us not see today's troubles as a reason to give up; let us see them as an opportunity for God to deliver.

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Lily Tomlin

The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them.

Diseases, Elephants, Ideas, Kills, Painful, Zoos
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When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor. "

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And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

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If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest. ' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest. ' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.

Died, Fittest, Ideas, Laughing, Survive, Thinking

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

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I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

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