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Lily Tomlin Biography

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer, singer, and producer. Tomlin began her career as a stand-up comedian, and performing Off-Broadway during the 1960s. Her breakout role was performing as a cast member on the variety show Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In from 1969 until 1973. She currently stars on the Netflix series Grace and Frankie as Frankie Bergstein. Her performance as Frankie garnered her three consecutive nominations for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series in 2015, 2016, and 2017.

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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Animal, Bought, Boxes, Crackers

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

Entire, Form, Forms, Intelligent, Missing

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.

Cat, Dog, Know, Suffering

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Collective, Hunch, Life, Love, Reality, Relationship

Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.

Collectives, Hunch, Hunches, Nothing, Reality

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Feet, Name, Names, Special

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

Cube, Cubes, Formula, Ice, Water

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Book, Books, Considered, Television Watching, Watch, Watching Tv

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.

Come, Equal Pay, Happened, Made, People, Work

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

Found, Intelligent, Play, Share, Win, Winning

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Answer, Answers, Funny Relationship, Love, Rephrase

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Back, Prayer, Psychosis, Speak, Speaks

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Inspiring, I Realized, Realized, Wondered, Somebody

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket - The road to success is always under construction

Hands, Pockets, Ladders, Success, Under, Ladder

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Beauty, Done, Funny, Inspirational, Library, Truth

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Congratulations, Funny, Mediocre, Success, World, Worry

Remember we're all in this alone.

Alone, Being Alone, Feeling Lonely, Loneliness, Remember

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Afraid, Failure, Fall, Inspiring, Opportunity, Wishes

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Eyeglasses, Funny, Like, Sarcastic, Settle, Willing

I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.

Culture, Drawn, Expression, Social, Types

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