Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers
Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places.
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.
In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual.
It's been said a thousand ways by hundreds of different people through the years, but is still as true as ever. If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Yellow H. Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they've had the same argument hundreds of times.
Love, honor, and negotiate.
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.
The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting.