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George W. Bush promised us a foreign policy with humility. Instead, he has brought us humiliation in the eyes of the world. He promised to restore honor and integrity to the White House. Instead, he has brought deep dishonor to our country and built a durable reputation as the most dishonest president since Richard M. Nixon.

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

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When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor. "

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And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

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If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest. ' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest. ' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.

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Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

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I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

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