The civil war which has so long prevailed between Spain and the Provinces in South America still continues, without any prospect of its speedy termination.
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Faith does not rely on knowing anything with certainty. It requires only the courage to accept that whatever happens is for the highest good.
A wedding dress is both an intimate and personal for a woman - it must reflect the personality and style of the bride.
Jesus was an anarchist savior. That's what the Gospels tell us.
I believe very firmly that dash cams and body cams should be instituted for every single police officer in this country. Admit it, isn't it true that you behave differently when people are watching you? You chew with your mouth closed and you mind your table manners because people are watching. Cops are no different. Dash cams and body cams should be standard operating procedure.