There's been a progression in my sound.
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband. ' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Sitting in stillness has got to be the greatest asset I have in terms of attaining happiness.
There must be a remedy even for such a crying evil as this [abortion]. But where shall it be found, at least where begin, if not in the complete enfranchisement and elevation of women?
For some reason, everyone says "fashion is responsible for skinny models. " I don't believe that myself. I believe consumers dictate commercial success and trends in a capitalistic society. So I believe if consumers wanted to see - like, who decided that Barney the Dinosaur was going to be a million-dollar industry?
In God's great vaudeville, Mother is the headliner.