Experience and enthusiasm are two fine business attributes seldom found in one individual.
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here. " "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife. " "So you're single!"
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. . . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
No one forgets the truth; they just get better at lying.
Create your own method. Don't depend slavishly on mine. Make up something that will work for you! But keep breaking traditions, I beg you.
Shared Sino-American global security goals would not mean that one partner dictates to the other. U. S. -PRC differences will persist, and on the Asian regional level they can even be a source of mutual irritation. Nor should it mean that we ignore the basic differences between our political systems and values.
She'll be evaluated like any other Double-A umpire. Major League Baseball has never attempted to influence our decision