There is only one thing that you write for yourself, and that is a shopping list.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Resentment and anger are not good for the soul. They are foul things.
sometimes it's the fight that makes a thing worth having
Among austere men intimacy involves shame--and is something precious.
Hannibal knew better how to conquer than how to profit by the conquest; and Napoleon was more skilful in taking positions than in maintaining them. As to reverses, no general cart presume to say that he may not be defeated; but he can, and ought to say, that he will not be surprised.