Usually when I ask people to reach into my velvety pouch it means something different.
The worst place to be is in the middle. When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled.
Family' is not just a biological word, it's an an operative one.
A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.
Be he the first to stand or the last, a man must stand," the father had told his adoring son. "And if there is only one man, then that man must stand alone. " ~Thomas to Bruce Wayne
Children know the truth: love is not an emotion, love is behavior.
Life is a fight, but not everyone’s a fighter. Otherwise, bullies would be an endangered species.
You have to have a lot of kids.
There is something hugely civilised about allowing long pauses in a conversation. Very few people can stand that kind of silence.
I have made speeches urging women to adopt methods of rebellion such as have been adopted by men in every revolution.
If I can win grammys then that means all you yet to be seen bedroom geniuses will one day TAKEOVER THE WORLD