I am lucky in marriage and in dogs.
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick. '
Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.
What we are accustomed to decry as great social evils, will, for the most part, be found to be only the out-growth of our own perverted life; and though we may endeavor to cut them down and extirpate them by means of law, they will only spring up again with fresh luxuriance in some other form, unless the conditions of human life and character are radically improved.
Man is the universe becoming conscious of itself.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.