Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
You guys like impressions? Why?
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost. . . my virginity.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Love is all about. . . whistles.
Do not look for signs. Do not look for experiences. Do not be so complicated. Become like a child. See everything with awe.
No mother. Two small words, and yet within them lay a bottomless well of pain and loss, a ceaseless mourning for touches that were never received and words of wisdom that were never spoken. No single word was big enough to adequately describe the loss of your mother.
It felt like a new day.
The inspections started in 1991, right after the Gulf War. One of the conditions for the ceasefire was that Iraq had to do away with all of its weapons of mass destruction - biological, chemical and nuclear weapons and long-range missiles.