Getting through high school and college was one of my greatest achievements.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
The uneducated person perceives only the individual phenomenon, the partly educated person the rule, and the educated person the exception.
Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs - unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly aware of numbers at all times.
To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
I've lived a slower and less expensive life going off the grid, and I'm happier because of it.