I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane … - Nick Offerman

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One thing about which fish know exactly nothing is water, since they have no anti-environment which would enable them to perceive the element they live in.

Nick Offerman

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

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If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

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Always maintain the attitude of a student. If you think you've done learning, bitterness sets in, but if you have more to achieve every day, in any arena, that makes each morning's awakening full of potential and cheery portent.

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Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

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Technically, we're all half centaur.

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