Art is everywhere, and everywhere is art.
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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Everyday, I have the choice to live a life of compassion that not only saves animals, but helps the environment.
Though silence is not necessarily an admission, it is not a denial, either.
There's a whole lot of evil in the world looks pretty on the outside.
No one talks about woman power. The Spice Girls - they're masquerading as little girls. It's repulsive.