FEAR is an acronym in the English language for 'False Evidence Appearing Real'.
Pick at random any three letters from the alphabet, put them in any order, and you will have an acronym designating a federal agency we can do without.
News is also an acronym for what people need to know, what they should know and what they want to know. If it's in one of those categories then I will do the story.
Don't use the word gay unless it's an acronym for GAY (Got Aids Yet?).