You're only as old as you feel.
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.
Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens.
Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really.
Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You've ever had!