I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should.
Please, ground, just open up and let me fall into an endless crevasse till I hit the center of the earth and combust. Please. Is that too much to ask?
No one wanted to spontaneously combust into flames, especially not in traffic. ’ – Sundown
One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long.