The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
The only way I’d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black, and that’s the only way I would do it.
It's sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
The other day my daughter said, ‘Daddy, guess who my favorite Stroke is?’ And I thought she was going to say me because, oh man, she loves me so much, and she said: ‘Julian! Because he’s the singer
Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.
Feb 6 1945 St. Ann, Jamaica, Daddy was born. I remember us celebrating one of his birthdays in Jamaica at 56 Hope Road with him, no big superstar party, just us kids, Mommy, some cake, few laughs and that was it. Even if he wasn't known to the world on Feb 6th I would still think of him and in my heart say Happy Birthday Daddy. Love.
Her mother was my wife," the Count roared, loudest of all. "You pathetic excuse for am money-grubbing fool, you disgrace to the face of the world. " And with a shriek of disgust he turned and was gone. Guilietta was beside Inigo then, so excited. "Daddy likes you," she said.
After I received the news, Malia walked in and said, "Daddy, you won the Nobel Peace Prize, and it is Bo's birthday!" And then Sasha added, "Plus, we have a three-day weekend coming up. " So it's good to have kids to keep things in perspective.
I think there's a little me hiding behind your leg, Chichi. " "I'm Goten. " "I'm Goku. Hi!". . . . "Daddy!
After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.
Tried on daddy's 1979 rookie firesuit a while back. Smelled every bit of 36 years old.
I get on stage and talk about different stuff in my life and what I've been through and what I think about the world. It's picking out highlights of things and how I became who I am and how my daddy raised me.
My kids are just waiting for me at home. I'm their father. They're wondering, 'When's Daddy coming home?'
If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.
There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.
Cole made a hissing sound. "Are you inside yet? God bless America and all her sons. What is taking you so long?" The front door was locked. "Here, talk to Grace" "Mommy isn't going to give a different answer than Daddy," Cole said, but I handed her the phone anyway.
No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.