If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.
She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't do anything," he murmered. As she had her back to him, he placed his nose on her neck and slid his arm underneath her to be as close to her as possible. Short strands of her hair tickled his nostrils. "Camille?" Was she asleep? Was she pretending? No answer either way. "I like being with you. " A little smile. Was she dreaming? Was she asleep? Who knows.
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
I wanted to just get a job so I could have enough money for my own apartment and be able to get drunk. And I did. Back then, on $125, you could do that in Manhattan. I was 19 years old the first time I got published and paid. I think it was a hundred bucks. I stared at my name on the check for 20 minutes.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking. " The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk.
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.
There's nothing left. . . but to get drunk.
If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos
There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.
There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out in a few minutes.
All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; For the greater the fool in the pencil more blest, And when they are drunk they always paint best.
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord.
The old shepherd had died, or got drunk, or got rats, or got the sack, or a legacy, or got sane, or chucked it, or got lost, or found, or a wife, or had cut his throat, or hanged himself, or got into Parliament or the peerage anyway, anything had happened to him that can happen to an old shepherd or any other man in the bush, and he wasn't there.
The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.
You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.