Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts?. . . There'll be an entrance here. . . a deranged lunatic here.
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.
When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly. ' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.
Augie: Does everybody else know? T. C. : About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T. C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.