And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.
The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
I only got into comedy to get laid
Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.
