But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet of Creation.
I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.
Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball.
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.