I am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab wound, I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a kamikaze pilot.
I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.
I am the best there ever was!
I am the best in the world at what I do.
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
I am the best in baseball.
I am the best tennis player who cannot play tennis.
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
I am the best. There is nobody better than me.
I have no stress, because I am the best.
I am me, therefore I am the best.
I have a mantra of my own that has helped me through the most chaotic of times. I remind myself that: I am the best, I have the best, and I deserve the best.
