Mowing your lawn is against nature.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today.
I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
Some lawns have all the cheer of old cemeteries.
Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.
It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.
Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed.
Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives. The harder to hear your neighbors scream, my dear,' was David’s answer, and I sent my head up and down in agreement.
When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since.
It doesn't matter what you do, he said, so long as you change something from the way it was before you touched it into something that's like you after you take your hands away. The difference between the man who just cuts lawns and a real gardener is in the touching, he said. The lawn-cutter might just as well not have been there at all; the gardener will be there a lifetime.
You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.
If the grass is greener somewhere else. . . start watering your own lawn!
Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn.
I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?
I never dreamt of being in the movies. I was from a very average, I would say, a rather poor family, so my big treat was to work hard all week - I mowed lawns and babysat and washed dishes and washed cars - to go to the movies.
A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn.
Lawns are a form of television