If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.
I can't wait to be a mum for a bit. I'm always a mum, of course, but I want to be domesticated and be in my house and do the school runs and all that.
I do miss Glasgow but Malibu is home now. I love it here and when I do go back to Scotland it takes me a bit of time to acclimatise. I am a spoilt so-and-so. I live in the mountains of Malibu in the most gorgeous house and I phone my mum every day and tell her that I have got bad news - that it is only 70 degrees here.
My mum was never too keen on TV, so we kids all went to the library and got books out. Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him.
Luke was a little boy in a growing body that felt pain and sadness and fear for his mum, and he always believed he would be safe with his dad.
The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!
My mum raised us on classic movies and a lot of musical theatre.
I have to thank my mum for kicking me out at 16 and making me stand on my own two feet - that's how I got here.
My heroes are all dead. I've lots of heroes. My mum is a hero. She had to put up with me and my dad. She is one of my heroes. Some of my friends are heroes. There are so many. But heroes usually let you down, don't they? There is people I admire, people I respect.
There was a time when my mum would sew costumes for the dance studio so we could keep doing our classes because we couldn't afford them.
I was a barmaid for my mum for years, as we lived above a pub. I still can't hear the Heartbeat theme tune without breaking into a cold sweat, as it used to start at the same time as my shift.
Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming. ” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.
The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
My mum has told me that I have to work with Antonio Banderas just so that she can meet him and try and marry him.
My dad was a geologist and my mum was a nurse who directed amateur theatrics.
My mum is actually really wholesome.
Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.
My mum told me always to wear heels. If I'm not wearing heels, she says, 'What? You're in flats?' So whenever I see her, I make sure I have heels with me.
I wanted above all else not to be like my mum.
My mum taught me to have a soul.