never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased
Never trust a man who reads only one book.
Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.
Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf
never trust a Troglotroll
One should never trust a person who, while assuring you of something, puts his hands on his heart.
You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.
Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.
You should never trust a person who prays in public.
I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.
Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.
I never trust songwriters who talk about what their song is about.
Never trust people who've only got one book.
Never trust the calm sea when she shows her false alluring smile.
Never trust the artist. Trust the tale. The proper function of the critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it.
Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.
Never trust a journalist.
