So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'
'Realistic dreamer' is not an oxymoron.
Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
As I see it, a lukewarm Christian is an oxymoron; there is no such thing. To put it plainly, churchgoers who are 'lukewarm' are not Christians. We will not see them in heaven.
I never liked you, and I always will.
Bad leadership is an oxymoron.
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.