My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip.
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary has a second putt. . . the first one went too far!
I had a nice read on the putt and I said to myself, 'This is for you, Jesus, ' and knocked it in.
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!
The basic philosophy behind [switch putting] is you always want a hook putt. So for a left-to-right breaking putt, you're going to want to hit it left-handed and vice versa.
The better you putt, the bolder you play.
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
Here Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.
I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.
A 3-foot putt can be more nerve-racking than a 9-foot putt because a 3-foot putt you should be getting in. A 9-footer, there's a chance it won't go in.
The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.
I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
There are far more important things in life than making a putt or missing a putt or winning a championship or losing a championship.
In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.
